Airport Security at its most secure……

airport security

A new airport security device is being developed  
that eliminates the privacy concerns associated with full-body scanners.
It’s an armored booth that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

This eliminates all issues about racial profiling and the cost of long and expensive trials.

You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

“Attention to all standby passengers., El Al is pleased to announce
a seat available on flight 670 to London. Have a nice day.”

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