TODAY’S BITCH

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I was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 near London.  Nothing was moving.  Suddenly, a man knocked on the window.  I rolled it down.

“Terrorists have kidnapped all members of Parliament, and they’re asking for a £100 million ransom.  Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.  We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on average?” I asked.

The man replied, “Roughly a litre.”

 

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