I LIKE BITCHIN’ AT EVERYONE, BUT ESPECIALLY THE FRENCH…….

JFK’S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60’s when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.Rusk responded, “Does that include those who are buried here?”

DeGaulle did not reply.

You could have heard a pin drop
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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from
the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception,
he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, ‘Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?’

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, ‘Maybe it’s because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, Kiwis and Americans arranged it so you wouldn’t have to speak German.’

You could have heard a pin drop.
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Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry-on bag.
“You have been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked,
sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
“Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.”
The American said, ‘The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”
“Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!”
The American gave the Frenchman a long hard look.  Then he quietly explained,
”Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this
country,  I couldn’t find a single Frenchman to show a passport to.”

You could have heard a pin drop

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